You know your new relationship is solid when you've got one of those gut-wrenching stomach aches, have been sitting on the toilet for 15 minutes, emitting loud, sound-effect farts...liquid poop is coming out of your butt with your man in the very next room because it's a studio apartment and there's no where else to go, and you're mortified because there isn't a chance in hell the TV is loud enough to help mask the sounds.
At least I got THAT out of the way, what embarrassing milestone can I cover next???
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Que background music!
Barry White: SING!
Love is in the air...
Ahhh...Barry White, The Walrus of Love...how I have missed him! ;)
Congratulations on your relationship being solid. Even when your bowels aren't. Loved the post, too funny. A little bit gross, yes, but funny.
Postman - I know, but it was just too funny not to write about!
Oh crap. Ha. btw, imodium d is a miracle worker. Preplan and take it BEFORE you go out to dinner.
Aunt Juicy, you mean take it every time I go out to eat???!!!
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