Is it too late to send a list? Can you make an emergency drop off? Even if I promise I've been really, really, really good?
Cuz I'd like a new lower back and butt...seriously. I literally have a pain in my ass, and weeks of physical therapy and the chiropractor haven't helped. At all.
So if you're listening, Santa, help a sister out. I'll bake you some cookies and put them by my fake electric fireplace.
Thanks,
Chloe
